My sister and her friend are very strange. One of the things they really like to do is mutilate barbie dolls. I guess this qualifies me as slightly strange as well, because I enjoy helping them. This one time her friend brought over a brand-new barbie doll, which was good because we had used up all our old ones. We elected to make it a pirate. So first we cut off most of its hair. Okay. Then I hacked its leg off with a pair of scissors. That was harder than you would think it to be, because aparrently the little bendy mehanism inside its knee is very strong. After burying the doll in salt, coffe, and rotten eggplants, we suddenly changed our minds and decided to fix the doll(mainly becuse the chopstick we were trying to use for the peg leg kept falling off) and make her into our patient. Of course, before we did that, we had to make her look injured. We tried covering her in ketchup, but it kept sliding off and smelled way too tomato-y. Then we came up with a brilliant idea.
Ketchup mixed with peanut butter is the most disgusting smell/color/texture in the world. Keep them well away from each other. Never try this at home.
Saturday, January 22
A disclaimer for the title of this blog and the blog itself
I know that it is slightly strange. I just happen to have a guinea pig cage on my desk and it's the first thing I looked at when I was trying to think of a title. I am not completely obsessed with guinea pigs, just a little. You know, since Cavia Porcellus is the scientific name for the guinea pig. This is my first blog. I hope it's not too dissapointing.
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