My sister and her friend are very strange. One of the things they really like to do is mutilate barbie dolls. I guess this qualifies me as slightly strange as well, because I enjoy helping them. This one time her friend brought over a brand-new barbie doll, which was good because we had used up all our old ones. We elected to make it a pirate. So first we cut off most of its hair. Okay. Then I hacked its leg off with a pair of scissors. That was harder than you would think it to be, because aparrently the little bendy mehanism inside its knee is very strong. After burying the doll in salt, coffe, and rotten eggplants, we suddenly changed our minds and decided to fix the doll(mainly becuse the chopstick we were trying to use for the peg leg kept falling off) and make her into our patient. Of course, before we did that, we had to make her look injured. We tried covering her in ketchup, but it kept sliding off and smelled way too tomato-y. Then we came up with a brilliant idea.
Ketchup mixed with peanut butter is the most disgusting smell/color/texture in the world. Keep them well away from each other. Never try this at home.
Yaaay, you made a blog! Cool!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally cool with killing dolls. As long as they aren't voodoo dolls. That would be bad.
Also, did you see my post, Bendy Napkins? Because you didn't comment on it and I think you didn't see it. It's underneath the whisper moth.
Yes, I saw it. It was really cool. However I didn't comment because I couldn't think of anything to say other than"this is really cool" and I didn't want to use a cliche.
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